February 2012
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Aw yay ive missed the cynical voice in the back of my head saying hes lying about all the sweet things he says
“Mobiles, landlines, tin cans with bits of string. Everything. Absolutely...”
– Ianto Jones, Torchwood. (via victimsofourbrilliance)
when people say “oh I’m a straight chick but watching lesbian porn turns me on”
well
honey
maybe, just maybe
you’re not straight
cause if you’re getting turned on
by a girl
then
idk
just a thought
georgiasam:
I think of 2007 and I’m like “Yeah that was like three years ago that’s pretty recent” but then I realize
No it’s not
That was like five years ago
When did it get to be not 2010ish
What happened
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it’s only been a week
shit
it feels like it’s been months
but in a good way
If Common Sense Was Used in Government and the...
Citizen: I don't believe in abortion.
Government: Then don't get one.
Citizen: I don't believe in birth control.
Government: You don't have to use it.
Citizen: I think gay marriage is a sin.
Government: Don't marry the same sex then.
Citizen: I want my kids to learn about creationism.
Government: Take them to church.
ourfinalproblem:
srrrevans:
there’s stimulating someone to orgasm
and then there’s clutching someone’s hand close to you and saying “bless you” after he’s told you you’re not alone in the cosmos and maintaining firm eye contact as you shoot yourself in the face
#a lesson in intimacy #courtesy jim moriarty
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sektumsempra replied to your post: guys my boyfriend is perfect “baby i…
God, I am so happy for you! :’D
gakdfkja mee toooo :D
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guys my boyfriend is perfect
“baby i quickly reread the long message from earlier and you said you hate the way you look…
baby idk if you understand how amazing you look the 1st day we met back in the paint room when i first saw you my initial thought was “holy shit this girl is beautiful” and that initial though grew stronger and stronger by each moment i got to...
tardisandspace:
drugsandrainbows:
bigtimerussian:
did the tributes in the arena poop on live tv
#i was thinking though #like what if a girls on shark week? #do they give you things for that? #or do you have to make do? #or is it in one of those back packs #and you have to fight to the death over some tampons as well
omg ive thought about this before
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shit just told the boy about last year and all my shit